If I Get

one more email from Frederick's of Hollywood telling me it's my LAST CHANCE TO SAVE 40% ON OUR ENTIRE INVENTORY, I'm going to kill somebody.  Freddy, baby, I am presently single as the Ace of Spades, and I assure you NOBODY wants to see me in a mesh bodystocking.  I don't need or want your sexy underwear.  When you're giving away your models, shoot me some spam.  Until then, let me be.
 
As Al Goldstein would say, "If you buy from Frederick's of Hollywood, you're a fucking putz!"