Spin This, Bi-Atch!!!

Man, this is far and away the greatest Smoking Gun court pleading ever, and that's saying a lot. O'Reilly is going DOWN [pause for comments]. This woman was brilliant, just waiting and taping, waiting and taping. Makes me wish someone with grillions of dollars would harass me.

Public Service Announcement: No offense to my middle eastern friends, but I can't imagine rubbing "falafel" on your (or someone else's) "pussy," no matter how "really light" is either sanitary or sexy.