We're Headed For Self Destruction!

Things not to do on or around your birthday:

1) Read 2 year old emails from ex-girlfriend.
2) Come home slightly drunk and play internet blackjack for real money.

On the bright side, it's a beautiful day, and the last Met game of the season. I will be one of approximately seven people in the entire stadium, but I need to say goodbye to baseball until April. I've got some extra tickets if anyone can get to me in the next half hour.