Prereqs

For those of you considering nominating a friend (or yourself) for the position of Mrs. LiAps (or even LiAps's girlfriend), which position is still very very vacant, please note: any eligible candidate must at the very least tolerate, but preferably condone and even smile at, my tendency to rip off chunks of unsliced bread products, rather than using a knife to cut neatly.

Oh, and a keen interest in oral sex (giving AND receiving) wouldn't hurt either.

Real post to come after this weekend. At which point I'll be a year older. Wiser? Nah.