2 Things, Then I Gots Ta Work

1) I have no idea how it happened, but, since last night, I cannot get Paula Abdul's "Forever Your Girl" out of my head. Somebody please tell me it's in some commercial or something, because if the track just started running in my brain sua sponte, I will be concerned.

2) I've come to the realization that the only way to get back at the country, and at W himself, is to bang Jenna. Anyone who can help, email me.

I lied - a third thing: This morning as I was walking to the subway, there was a homeless guy pushing his shopping cart around and yelling "Mariah Carey 2008!!" That's so crazy, it just might work . . .