On A Scale Of 1 to 10

with 10 being "full-on batshit crazy," how disturbed do you have to be to be dreaming about evil children? To be someone who NEVER remembers his dreams, but clearly recall that an evil little girl was trying to kill someone in your dream and you were trying to stop her. And it was all happening in a walkup apartment building where you lived several flights up, and the people below were renovating their whole apartment. Oh, and the evil little girl looks a lot like your ex-girlfriend's niece, who was quite possibly the cutest human being you've ever seen and so far from evil looking that Dakota Fanning would look like post-pea soup Linda Blair in comparison. And, finally, to have checked behind the shower curtain when you just went to the bathroom, having woken up terrified from said dream.

1 to 10.