Screw The Whales And The Highways

Put your money to good use - adopt a sniper! Do you have room in your home and your heart for a sweet, cuddly government-trained assassin who needs your help more than ever? Apparently, the College Republicans at Marquette University think you do. But BOOO!!!!! - the administration shut 'em down! How dare those Liberal Elitist Academic snobs try to put a stop to such a well-meaning charitable effort!! Since not everyone is lucky enough to be able to go out and take the lives of others (and let me tell you, it is fun to shoot some people!), the least the average college student should be able to do is show his or her support for such killings! And Marquette claims to be affiliated with a recognized religious group. Hah!

Don't let those bleeding hearts in Wisconsin stop you from doing all you can to ensure more bleeding hearts in the Middle East! Donate today. Please, they're counting on you.