I Tizzold Y'all!

It's abizzout tizzime. Needs ta fizzind somethin on the wizzeb? A'ight den. Clizzick dis bi-atch!

Mad props ta Rebel Dad (or, as I still call him, B-Real -- WestSIDE!!) fo brizzingin dis site to my atizzention.

Bizzest thizzing abizzout it - it's got a "translizzle" function. And it proves what the boys and I have been saying for years - you CANNOT snoopify the word "kiosk." Go 'head punk, try it. Ain't hizzapenin'!

Wow, that was a little much even for me. I hate myself a little right now.