A Whole Lot of Balls In the Air

In keeping with my sincere desire to keep my readers on top of all severed testicle-related news, I bring you the following:

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Thu Feb 10, 9:56 AM ET

LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.
She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."
Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

I particularly like the part about "Hiding" it in her mouth. I might try that next time I'm with a girl. "Quick, this isn't really mine - hide it in your mouth!"
Can't you just see the guy's friend - "Come on Amanda, cough it up now."