Can you imagine

being a blue collar working man living here in Allentown (PA), having saved up your hard earned cash for a weeklong family vacation in beautiful Tampa/St. Pete, showing up at the airport for your flight on budget carrier Lehigh Valley Air (every penny counts), only to discover that you will, in fact, be flying down south on a plane packed full of bimbos with huge fake tits clothed only in transparent white tank tops and miniscule orange shorts?

I don't know about you, but that might be enough to restore my faith in the world and get me going back to church on Sundays. And I'm a jew.